Translated:
Do you know what’s perfect?
Bear earscorrect
(via reydelsol)
“lol is everything offensive these days?”
(via teamrocketing)
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”
My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”
(via reydelsol)
the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af
They lived with a sentient disembodied hand
that’s just how goths are sometimes
(via baracknobama)
“Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will.”— John Green, Paper Towns
(via amortizing)
(Source: amortizing, via nattypoots)